You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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