Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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