Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Randomize
