loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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