If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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