I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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