just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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