were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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