Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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