Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I have already put on my inside pants.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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