Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
40s are totally the cure
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
try to milk me bitch
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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