Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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