I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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