whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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