Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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