i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
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