There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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