from now on my penis is your penis
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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