Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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