I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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