problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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