what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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