That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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