3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I forgot how hot balto sounded
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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