Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry hotheadreagan1 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(734): View more from Michigan

I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.

Fav 10 1203 1344
share tweet
(803): View more from South Carolina

you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.

Fav 11 5072 898
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(401): View more from Rhode Island

This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.

Fav 1 1114 3226
share tweet
(720): View more from Colorado

I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis

Fav 22 6074 1269
share tweet
(660): View more from Missouri

Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me

Fav 4 1255 2324
share tweet
(831): View more from California

The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.

Fav 1 2176 1528
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(719): View more from Colorado

Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...

Fav 2 801 1306
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(615): View more from Tennessee

When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick

Fav 0 848 391
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(727): View more from Florida

Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.

Fav 0 52 18
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT