Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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