i think my tv is drunk
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Holy sore nipples Batman
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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