I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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