Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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