So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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