I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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