have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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