I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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