evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The struggles of a small town man whore
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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