he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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