My cat gives me a boner
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize