I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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