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(602): View more from Arizona

You can't motorboat a personality

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(856): View more from New Jersey

i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.

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(607): View more from New York

i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?

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(952): View more from Minnesota

In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.

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(613): View more from Ontario

I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.

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(650): View more from California

you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'

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(917): View more from New York City

anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof

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