I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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