He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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