If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Holy sore nipples Batman
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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