Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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