youre lurking in front of me
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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