we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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