Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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