At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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