the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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