We won't sleep together?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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