Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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