We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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